L'Etiquette

~*~ MODUS OPERANDUM... ~*~

.You may call me for RATES,

after reading my site.

. I will give you DIRECTIONS to the location, when you call to CONFIRM your visit.

. I DO NOT DISCUSS MY SERVICES (at any point!).

. I DO NOT ANSWER INDISCREET QUESTIONS.

. And, for those who insist on asking me about "acronyms" & inappropriate questions, your call will be terminated.

I'd like to emphasize my concern for HEALTH: TOTAL ABSENCE of ANY TYPE of CONTAGIOUS DISEASE, life threatening or NOT, with a potential to spread on skin contact, among others. Please, BE DISEASE FREE!!!

~*~ REMINDER ~*~
You will be paying for my TIME & COMPANIONSHIP, and we should respect each other's time & schedule (IN & OUT). I NEVER RUSH my sessions and you will be given the complete time you paid for, with the attention and care you wish, probably more than you expect... But, when you're happy, feel good and your time is up, please, BE SO CORTEOUS to leave without "RESISTANCE". Please, read the GIFT page for details. >:}

*.* VERY IMPORTANT *.*

Please, leave the agreed, EXACT AMOUNT (never ask for change or touch the subject); CASH ONLY, in the BATHROOM, FIRST THING, in the BEGINNING of the session, FIRST TIME, REPEATS and REGULARS. Please, don't force me to remind you.

**.** Never forget a thing, anymore! **.**

People tend to forget things home, in the car or in the end of the session, as they leave... They are so happy, floating, feeling so good that they forget their keys, cell phone, coats, sunglasses and watches, many watches... Then they have to return to pick up... Or find out that they LEFT IT HOME, after making me go crazy trying to find them!! You will need only a few items for your session: your car keys, your cell phone, glasses, if you wear them, and your "gift". The best thing to do is to LEAVE WHAT YOU'LL NOT NEED (WATCHES, SUNGLASSES, etc.) IN YOUR CAR. I am in a VERY GOOD AREA, nothing will happen to your RARE / NEW CAR and its contents, IT IS SAFE!!! Nothing to worry. So you will NEVER forget it somewhere else. Now, to make it 100% sure you will not leave anything behind, the best way is: as you enter, take off your shoes and leave your loose items near them, on the floor, so nothing will ever fall and hide anywhere, and it will be IMPOSSIBLE TO LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND, for my peace of mind. If after all my effort and good advice, you still INSIST on leaving something behind, then, you're welcome to pick it up ON YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT. Exception made to REGULARS, who NEVER forget anything anyway... Problem solved. "Don't worry, be happy!"

About HYGIENE...

This chapter is for the VERY, VERY FEW that don't get the message. Hygiene is a habit that NICE people have of keeping themselves CLEAN. To get CLEAN, we should be FREE of body odors (BO), body fluids and dirt build up (sweat, "leaks", secretions, bacteria or else worse...). So, we wash and scrub our bodies, with plenty of SOAP and then rinse until the water runs clear. The more HIDDEN, the more SUSPICIOUS, the more UNREACHABLE and the DIRTIER the area, the more it should be scrubbed and cleaned. You don't have to be shower fresh to be clean. If you need to freshen up, I will give you a hand and get you SQUEAKY CLEAN! That's your fantasy "sponge bath"... Those with such good hygiene appreciate my requirements, as well as I appreciate their consideration. And I guarantee you will find me with a GREAT HYGIENE, ANYTIME! Thanks.

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ABOUT CHEWING GUM: Would you be SO KIND to GET RID OF IT OUTSIDE, BEFORE COMING IN for your session? I'd appreciate that.

Very Delicate Territory...

Let's face it, everyone could have a bad hair day, when your breath is not much better than your dog's... That's why there is mouthwash and the "good old brushing with tooth paste"... Also, "halitosis" may be caused by a stomach that's idle for too long, or by diets, etc.; therefore, munching on something may clean your breath. So, PLEASE, freshen up that nasty breath to make your session more enjoyable!!

*.* FINALLY *.*

Quite a few people are happy with the experience, so they keep coming back... At least 95% (nowadays) of my business is based on returns. Nevertheless, my rules apply to newcomers & returnees. No matter how often you stop by, please, leave your "gift" in the Thanks BATHROOM, FIRST THING as you enter the door. Please, do not force me to remind you!!! If you want to repeat the good experience and be happy: Be COOL & follow the rules...

~> You don't expect any less from me when you return, do you?? So, why should I expect less from you??

Thanks!